THESE STUPID BED BUGS ARE DRIVING ME BANANAS!

I swear to god, these little freaks are ruining my sleep. I've tried all the products under the sun, but they just keep coming back. I'm at my wit's end. My apartment is an infested mess. I can't even enjoy being in my own home anymore. It's like they're playing a game. I just want these bugs gone! Is there a magic spell that can get rid of them?